About Misfits
Welcome to Misfits Audio—your home for great audio theater of all types. We present serials and single shows. If you like Harry Potter you'll love Snape's Diaries, or if you're a Browncoat you might enjoy the Firefly show Miranda: A Survivor's Story. How about some really mind intense audios like: Strange Stories, truly something different, and our Jim Nolan: Private Eye, a great detective series. Along with those serious shows we have fun ones like: ROB, an out of this world cyborg weatherman, or Star Rabbit Tracks, a bunch of high tech Rabbits on the look out for carrot patches. And talk about specials: check out our many seasonal shows—you will be amazed! So, if you have never experienced listening to a fully dramatized story, sit back, turn off the lights (if you dare), and exercise your imagination— the theater of the mind. You'll be grateful you did. If you wish to contact the CEO about any of the shows please e-mail him at Misfitsaudio@aol.com
Lady From Day Book 3: Chapter 23
Lady from Day is a novel adapted for audio drama. It is about an adventurer Lia (Sophie Neveu) and her group of companions and their quest to save the princess Daschl Feyris (Cerhiunnhn) from her malady that is causing the kingdom of Feyris to go into famine. Lia and her counterpart Siegfried (JauntyHat) roam Feyris and the outlying regions in search of a cure for the princess. Through their journey they meet up with some unexpected people and encounter some horrible creatures such as the gorlags (Emcgo, Moose, R. Douglas Barbieri, Jonathan Dolnier) and beautiful places like Harper Wood and Petalodys Valley. Come listen to the story over a course of 40 chapters segmented into 4 books.
Written, Directed, and Produced by April Sadowski
Featuring the voice talents of:
Cerhiunnhn – DASCHL
Moose – FRIAR ALBERT, SKINNER (GORLAG 1)
R. Douglas Barbieri – ARAS, INNKEEPER, CASTLE SERVANT, INTRO, LUCIEN, GORLAG 2, BOOK 2 and 3 NARRATOR
Klaymen – KING BIRCHELL
Sophie Neveu – LIA
Emcgo – GATEKEEPER, NAITPAC GLIMEGREES, RUSSKET
Jonathan Dolnier – NAITPAC GLIMEGREES (Book 3), RUSSKET (Book 3)
Blackened88 – RENOLD
PhaeThorn – ROWAN
JauntyHat – SIEGFRIED
Nathan M. Barrass – MAN 1
Laura Fedora – KOORK, MISTRESS
Ashlyn Barbieri – KRATAH
Mippa – TAYLA, JULIA, PALAGEYA
Mary Bruhand (Tinker Jet) – EMTEH
Randi Anderson – MIRA
Fiona Thraille – GLORIA NAYDLE
Alexa Chipman – NESSA
Kim Gianopoulos – KIRRA
Steven J. Cohen – DORON, KING STEFAN, ERCOLE
Russell Gold – BIRON
Nancy Situ (aka exdevlin) – KAYA
C Penn – QUEEN HERAH
Mathew Zeven – TYCHO
Deyo – Bachesque
The Brothers Femme – Tempest de Havilland Vampire
Aaron Derington – Ocean
Kevin MacLeod – Wizardtorium
Ellis Williams – The Right Honorable Earl of Essex, His Galliard by John Dowland
The Adventures of Archie Andrews
Written by Carl Jampel
Produced, directed and mixed by Jim Smagata
Archie Andrews and his pal Jughead run into complications and unexpected friends when they do last- minute Christmas shopping. Based on the comic book characters created by Bob Montana. Let us know if you’d like more of the Merry Adventures of Archie Andrews.
Featuring the Voices of:
Archie: Nicholas Merizzi
Jughead : John “JC” Campbell
Mom: Snowfender
Dad Andrews: Murray Retread
Veronica: Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard
Betty : Melissa D Johnson
The Store Floorwalker: Mike Hennessy.
Announcer: Reena Sharma
Music by Kevin McLeod of Incompetech.com
First broadcast Dec 13, 1947 on the Mutual Broadcasting System Based on the copyrighted characters appearing in Archie Comics magazine. This audio production released by Misfits Audio, Copyright 2009.
Misfits Audio 12 Days of Christmas
Only from the mind of Capt. John would this even be dreamt from. For all you Chief Cooks and Bottle Washers.He wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
We would like to really thank the talented singing voices of:
In order of days. (1 – 12)
Cookie Colletti
Murray Retread
Alexa Chipman
Johnnie T
Cheryl Cunningham
Steve Carter
Janet Green
Alex Gilmore
Clem Retread
Alan Anderton
Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard
Christopher “Chip” Joel
And a VERY special thank you for our pianist: Kristen Zaza
Writer: Capt. John Tadrzak
Post-Production: Jim Smagata
Sound effects: Jim Smagata
Music Kristen Zaza
This has been an original production from Misfitsaudio.com Copyright © 2009.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
A HOUSEWIFE’S (PERSON) version
On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A washing machine in a small room
On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Two laundry soaps
On the Third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Three Clothes Softeners
On the Fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four Bleach Bottles
On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Five STINKING SHORTS
On the Six day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Six holey socks
On the Seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Seven ripped t-shirts
On the Eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eight Greasy Overalls
On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Nine Dirty sheets
On the Tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Ten pillow cases
On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eleven WORK DAYS
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve Loving Kisses
Father Christmas Letters 1931
Written by J.R.R. Tolkien
Adapted for radio by Alexa Chipman
Featuring the voice talent of:
Father Christmas – David Maciver
North Polar Bear – James Leeper
Elf With Green Hat – Alexa Chipman
Elf With Best Jacket – Andromeda Gottesman
Snow Boy – Stevie K. Farnaby
Music by:
Kevin MacLeod
Sound Effects by:
Alexa Chipman, Stevie K. Farnaby, Bill Hollweg, Paul Mannering and grsites.com
Creative Commons – Non Commercial – Attribution – 3.0
All characters/etc property of Tolkien Ent. and used for entertainment purposes only!
Jim Nolan, Private Eye: Episode 6 “The Head of the Class”
Jim and Lt. Carmichael investigate the discovery of a human head in an unearthed time capsule at a girls’ school.
Jim Nolan, Private Eye: Episode 6 "The Head of the Class" [ 40:01 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (757)Jim Nolan, Private Eye was created by Mike Murphy and Arlene Osborne.
Featuring the voice talents of:
RUSSELL GOLD as Jim Nolan
JOYCE BENDER as Gladys Nolan
BRIAN BEDARD as Lt. Walter Carmichael
TRACY HALL as Trudy Williams
KATIE DEHNART as the Narrator
Special thanks to our guest stars:
Eleiece Krawiec as Margaret Wilcox
Julie Hoverson as Nancy Conlon
Darren Marlar as Mr. Dawson
M.J. Cogburn as Dr. Karen Lawrence
Murray Retread as Officer McManus
Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard as Sara Asherman
Kim Gianopoulos as Mrs. Taylor
Katie Dehnart as Michelle Taylor
Cindy Swanson as Dr. Judith Hardy
Writer: Mike Murphy
Producer: Capt. John Tadrzak
Assistant Producer: Mike Murphy
Mixer: Jim Smagata
Script Editor: Arlene Osborne
Art Director: Alexa Chipman
Webmaster: April Sadowski
The Jim Nolan, Private Eye theme was composed and performed by Vivian Doskow. Please hear more of her wonderful music at myspace.com/viviandoskow.
We would also like to thank Capt. John Tadrzak of Misfits Audio for airing this show. Mike Murphy, the author of this story, gratefully acknowledges the continued help of Arlene Osborne in the betterment of his scripts. This production is for enjoyment purposes only. This is an original production by Misfits Audio, © 2009.
