JULY 2008
First Place: Greg Fields
"SWM, outdoors type looking for serious relationship, interests are
tree climbing, hanging around with friends, bananas."
Second Place: MJ Cogburn
"I can please only one person a day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either."
Third Place: Fiona Thraille
"Warning: Do not leave small mammals unsupervised with this Industrial Strength "Vacuutastic"
Model Vacuum cleaner."
Honourable Mention: Jackie Hatfield
"I was born looking like this. What Your Excuse?"
AUGUST 2008
First Place: RedDwarfian
"After the Galactica crew finally got to Earth..."
Second Place: Jonithan Patrick Russell
"I can't believe it's not butter!"
Third Place: Deanna
"I could've had a V8!"
SEPTEMBER 2008
First Place: Tim
"Okay, we're going for a very natural-looking shot here, so
please don't look at the camera. Uhm, Marty? Marty! You're
looking at the camera, aren't you, Marty."
Second Place: Laura Frechette
"A little to the left...no, no, too far up...a little...little more. Aaahhhh that's it, right there!"
Third Place: Jonithan Patrick Russell
"What the heck is that?! What the heck IS that?!"
Honourable Mention: Julie
"And the baby koala says 'I dunno - it just started out as this weird pimple...' "
OCTOBER 2008
First Place: Jovian Lab
"Does it feel a little drafty down here?"
Second Place: Jeffrey
"It may have been a year later but the party goers decided to let Peter down from their little practical joke."
Third Place: Murray
"Hey, you! You come back here and put my head on straight!
I don't know if I'm coming or going! Hey, I'm talkin' to you! HEY!
NOVEMBER 2008
First Place: Laura Frechette
"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a flying cat?!?"
Second Place: Jackie Hatfield
"'Boy' this is the end of the line."
Third Place: Michael Liebmann
"I'd like
to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony"
Honorable Mention: Anna
"Hey Mom! Mom! I am over here."
DECEMBER 2008
First Place: Stefania Lintonbon
"Hope nobody notices that my fly’s unzipped!"
Second Place: Mike
"I must get to the optometrist. I can’t see anything through these glasses anymore."
Third Place: Chris M
"I’m safe, as long as the tree doesn’t realize I’m here."
JANUARY 2009
First Place: Mike Sosnick
"Woah...have you really ever looked at your paw? Shouldn't have had those mushrooms"
Second Place: Stefania Lintonbon
"Don't be shy. Gizz us a kiss!"
Third Place: Chuck Russell
"I love these things...Crunchy on the outside, gooey in the center."
Honorable Mention: Mike
"Is it dead? Can I eat it?"
FEBRUARY 2009
First Place: Jeffrey Miller
Which part of “Land on the Roof” didn't you understand?
Second Place: Chuck
So…When are you going to tell me what happened to the sleigh?
Third Place: Tim Bartczak
I know your Dr. said to lose some weight. And I said we could start tomorrow. BUT NO You had to start step-climbing today. And now LOOK how late we are Running.

MARCH 2009
1st place: By Chuck, (I tell ya,Harry. American idol went downhill fast when they got that new judge.)
2nd place: By Tracy, (Sometimes after a late night out, there’s nothing more relaxing than watching the zoo cam.)
3rd place: By Bill Robb, (Monkey: "You paid 85 bucks for the converter box just so we could watch THIS?!!!!” Ostrich ”Relax Frank. Could be worse we could be watching the 50 channels of Barney that we get now.”)
Honorable mention: By Soz (“and they say the writers evolved FROM us?”)

APRIL 2009
1st place: By Mike (Hmmm. If I hide the Easter eggs now, they'll be chickens before anyone finds them!)
2nd place: By Chuck (Are you sure? Check the calendar again.)
3rd place: By Garry Cobbum (The evil Doctor Bunny and Minime infiltrate Santa’s secret base.)
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