The Twelve Days of Christmas
\nA HOUSEWIFE\u2019S (PERSON) version<\/strong><\/p>\nOn the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
\nA washing machine in a small room<\/p>\n
On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
\nTwo laundry soaps<\/p>\n
On the Third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
\nThree Clothes Softeners<\/p>\n
On the Fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
\nFour Bleach Bottles<\/p>\n
On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
\nFive STINKING SHORTS<\/p>\n
On the Six day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
\nSix holey socks<\/p>\n
On the Seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
\nSeven ripped t-shirts<\/p>\n
On the Eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
\nEight Greasy Overalls<\/p>\n
On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
\nNine Dirty sheets<\/p>\n
On the Tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
\nTen pillow cases<\/p>\n
On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
\nEleven WORK DAYS<\/p>\n
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
\nTwelve Loving Kisses<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Only from the mind of Capt. John would this even be dreamt from. For all you Chief Cooks and Bottle Washers.He wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We would like to really thank the talented singing voices of: In order of days. (1 – 12) Cookie Colletti Murray Retread Alexa Chipman Johnnie T Cheryl Cunningham Steve Carter Janet Green Alex Gilmore Clem Retread Alan Anderton Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard Christopher “Chip” Joel And a VERY special thank you for our pianist: Kristen Zaza Writer: Capt. John Tadrzak Post-Production: Jim Smagata Sound effects: Jim Smagata Music Kristen Zaza This has been an original production from Misfitsaudio.com Copyright \u00a9 2009. The Twelve Days of Christmas A HOUSEWIFE\u2019S (PERSON) version On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A washing machine in a small room On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two laundry soaps On the Third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three Clothes Softeners On the Fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four Bleach Bottles On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Five STINKING SHORTS On the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-seasonal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/misfitsaudio.com\/comments\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/misfitsaudio.com\/comments\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/misfitsaudio.com\/comments\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/misfitsaudio.com\/comments\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/misfitsaudio.com\/comments\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/misfitsaudio.com\/comments\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5288,"href":"https:\/\/misfitsaudio.com\/comments\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions\/5288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/misfitsaudio.com\/comments\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/misfitsaudio.com\/comments\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/misfitsaudio.com\/comments\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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