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Splinter Soldier and the Dwarf Matches was based on a fable known as The Blue Light. We kept the soldier and the girl, turned a witch into an old woman and totally fabricated a winning game of Bingo. In spirit, this distortion really isn’t too far from the original telling, except in places where dwarfs watch the evening news and old soldiers wish for snack cakes, but even then it’s more believable than reality television.
FABLE DISTORTIONS 12: Splinter Soldier and the Dwarf Matches exists because of the talents below…
Tom Chalker as Dwarf
Delvin Kinser as Soldier
Ryan Hascall as Narrator
Katie Dehnart as Old Woman and Girl
Glenn Hascall as Opening Announcer and Assorted Voices
FABLE DISTORTIONS – Splinter Soldier and the Dwarf Matches was written and produced by Glenn Hascall.
Executive Producer – Capt. John Tadrzak
“Theme music by Kevin Macleod of Incompetech.com
Mixer: Glenn Hascall
Webmaster: April Sadowski
This production is for enjoyment purposes only and no characters are intended to reflect real characters living or dead.
This is an original production by Misfits Audio, © 2013. All rights reserved.
